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From a BBC News headline: “Mouse grounds SAS plane in Stockholm”. A “security risk” (of chewing on electric cables I guess?), the rodent couldn’t be captured in time, and 250 passengers for Chicago were left stranded in Sweden this Tuesday. … Lire la suite

From Ophelia Benson, at Butterflies & Wheels: “Michelle Goldberg points out that Anders Breivik’s hatred of women hasn’t gotten nearly as much attention as his hatred of Islam (and Muslims in general) has.” Which is, sadly, true.

What a weird orwellian world we live in: for no known reason, the Photoshop artists at Apple deleted the image of a galaxy in the astronomical photo they used as the default desktop wallpaper in Macintosh OS X Lion… Now … Lire la suite

Dear Google+, if you want to make money off my ID (which is your core business, as we know), it’ll have to be off my pen name, not my legal name. ‘Cause I don’t use that one on the Internet. … Lire la suite

Proof you can apply Tolkien geekery to almost anything

Even word processing, apparently. Behold the “Text editors in the LOTR”! (Via Making Light.) MS Word, TextMate, emacs…

The Dark Tower, Barad-dûr, in the land of Mordor (art by Alan Lee)

For instance, emacs is Fangorn:

Vast, ancient, gnarled and mostly impenetrable, tended by a small band of ancient shepherds old as the world itself, under the command of their leader, Neckbeard. They possess unbelievable strength, are infuriatingly slow, and their land is entirely devoid of women. It takes forever to say anything in their strange, rumbling language.

Oh, and before vi fans start smirking, be aware that in this universe, vi is the Moria!

^C^C^X^X^X^Xquit
qQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;
: xwhat

The Wizard translates: “We cannot get out! We cannot get out! They are coming!”

(But where’s OpenOffice/Libre Office, MS Word’s competitor, eh? Is that Saruman’s Orthanc, the Barad-dûr wanabee? Hmm. Not going to say anything about this one…)